Little Jack Horner and the Sorcerer’s Stone

July 9, 2010 at 1:29 pm (Fairy Tales, Humor, Nursery Rhyme)

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner

Eating his Christmas pie,

He looked in the mirror

And saw to his terror

The Dark Lord’s evil eye

Jack sat and he thought

Afraid he’d lose if he fought

Then something fell into his pie

The Sorcerer’s Stone!

Jack yelled to the Dark Lord: “PWN!”

And said “What a good boy am I!”

  

 

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2 Comments

  1. Brenda said,

    You dork. I like it. Haha

  2. Cecily said,

    PWN? Very creative.

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