Humpty-Dumpty, a Troll, and the Very Hungry Caterpillar

August 10, 2010 at 3:47 pm (Fairy Tales, Humor, Nursery Rhyme)

Humpty-Dumpty was not very tall

So Humpty-Dumpty sat on the wall

Along came a troll who wanted a brawl

So he pushed Humpty-Dumpty and made him fall

All the Kings Horses brought all the King’s men

But the troll scared them all away again

The troll didn’t win, on that hot summer day

For the Very Hungry Caterpillar came to play

He ate up the troll, then ate up poor Humpty

And still its stomach felt empty.


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Little Jack Horner and the Sorcerer’s Stone

July 9, 2010 at 1:29 pm (Fairy Tales, Humor, Nursery Rhyme)

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner

Eating his Christmas pie,

He looked in the mirror

And saw to his terror

The Dark Lord’s evil eye

Jack sat and he thought

Afraid he’d lose if he fought

Then something fell into his pie

The Sorcerer’s Stone!

Jack yelled to the Dark Lord: “PWN!”

And said “What a good boy am I!”



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Litte Miss Muffet and Zombies

June 9, 2010 at 7:46 am (Fairy Tales, Humor, Nursery Rhyme, Uncategorized) (, , , , , )

Little Miss Muffet

Sat on her Tuffet

Eating her Curds and Whey

Along came a Zombie

Who ate all her Brains

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